Without further adieu, I give you:
The Stash!

The Stash Again! (But smaller, because the blanket yarn not shown here)

There you go. Now, for individual pics:
Cashmere & Suede Yarns:

Fluffy Yarns:

Solid Yarns (used for my custom knit ski hats):

More Solid Yarns (with WIP Gryffindor scarf shown also):

Pound of Love Yarns (Yes, I know they're hideous, but I have made over $120 from these two balls alone and still have some yarn left over, so I don't want to hear it):

Teeny Tiny Balls of Yarn That I Cannot Bring Myself to Throw Away (Ideas, anyone? Maybe I should knit tiny clothes for Natasha's Mice):

Variegated Yarns:

More Variegated Yarns (including silks):

The Most Delicious 100% Wool (Destined for a felted purse--who knew a mother-in-law could be so cool?):

Black Fuzzy Yarns (for my husband's blanket. . .eventually!):

And because I like them, my stash of pattern books (including my gramma's vintage Workbooks. . .yes, I know, you're all jealous):

So that's my stash! Consider yourself flashed. : )